This gift is good for a great laugh when you need something for someone who IS NOT A CAT LOVER. It’s just the craziest little gift that will give some…. a great laugh. It’s a fantastic quality item.

This is a bold statement, but I think we can go so far as to say that these are the silliest, and doubtless the most tasteless pieces of desk paraphernalia that we have encountered here at Mantality.co.za. Two attributes of course that make showing them to you an absolute necessity. Introducing the Cat and Dog’s Arse Sharpeners. Sigh. There are no words that readily spring to mind to soften the blow. You stick your pencil in their derrières, they meow or woof (depending on your pet of choice), and sharpen your pencil. Your peculiar pets stand in their own little trays that catch your pencil shavings. Of course not many people use pencils much these days, but these are perhaps one of the best reasons there has ever been for going out and buying one right now. We dare you to buy this gift.

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